As Lara Bingle would have said, “where the bloody hell are you?”

FNQ beach

Beautiful sandy beaches, all deserted for most of the day.

(for anybody who does n’t know what the first line is about, Lara Bingle used the phrase in a tourism advert which created a bit of controversy ….the British did not like ‘bloody”, and Canadians had a problem with unbranded beer being mentioned !)